It’s not cynical. I have three of them and that’s just the truth. Sometimes they enjoy being annoying. It’s all normal and good… but it’s still annoying.

And sometimes kids aren’t interested in the answers, they just want to annoy you.

I don’t know! Maybe there were other signs I missed? Maybe it was a last effort before I left in the morning? Maybe she really was just being nice? I guess it’s a mystery I’ll take to my grave.

A woman I liked invited me over to watch some Buffy and we decided it got too late for me to go home, so I prepared to sleep on the sofa. She invited me to share her bed and I declined because I didn’t want to inconvenience her. I was right, right? Right?

Is it pronounced differently? Like Tokyo Sexwale isn’t pronounced like you just did in your head.

I like IMDb ratings as a broad gauge of quality. 99% of movies under 5.5 or so are not something I enjoy. Beyond that it’s just taste. Although I like most movies in the top 250, the order of movies (x is better than y) is useless to me.

Have you tried wanting to be monetized?

I’m almost sad I’ll never be able to point and laugh at one. The Cybertruck is so badly built, it’ll never be allowed on European roads.

The story that Sleeping Beauty is based on, Sun, Moon, and Talia, contains blatant rape and she’s awakened by her twins sucking the poisoned crap out of her finger. The brothers Grimm already changed it to a kiss.

You shouldn’t’ve

But why create the problem in the first place? Why not step onto the bath mat with dry feet?

I think she is either talking about her son or a pet.

But doesn’t that mean these just pay more to the record companies?

Security and convenience will forever be on opposing sites of a spectrum. You can move alongside the spectrum but more of one thing will mean less of the other. That’s just a fact.

Everybody likes to hate Spotify but if they pay out 4000 dollars a day and the artist gets nothing, that doesn’t sound like Spotify is the main problem.

I will never understand people who leave puddles or wet bath mats instead of drying themselves in the already wet shower.

True, but we do have the vaccine and the means to mass-produce and administer. That’s why I’m not worried about smallpox.

Motherfucker.

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