have always had a giant crush on him, and it just got bigger ❤️

I wondered if that was what they meant, but then what would its decrepitude have to do with its tendency to flood?

it’s the “so decrepit it floods” part that’s tripping me up, in what way is the decrepitude contributing to the flooding!? don’t they know that autistic people will be reading this and dying of curiosity

just gonna have to content myself with the mental image of guys in nice suits wading around in calf-deep nastiness in a stinky, muddy building that keeps dripping filth on them

I am reminded that these people have homes with addresses

feel the same

new drinking game: we do a shot/take a drink every time they wheel out Genocide Joe before inauguration day

I challenge anyone to total them all up at the end of January and try desperately to catch a buzz

The major training site is so “decrepit” that it frequently floods after heavy rains, according to the NYT.

??? is this as confusing to anybody else as it is to me? like, is this a basement video game level kinda training field that got flooded or what? a terribly built building that leaks horrifically from the roof and walls and floods? what does this actually mean

Thesis: cilantro tastes like soap and is disgusting

Antithesis: cilantro does not taste like soap and is delicious

Synthesis: cilantro tastes like soap and is delicious

✨I AM THE SYNTHESIS✨

gimme your soapy salsa, yim yum

or Borg?

once I figure out the requirements for submitting images to be emojis, I’m gonna be a menace

actually heroic, totally real-life action movie shit – like, you wanna talk about Hard To Kill, this is fucking hard to kill

what a badass. may he haunt the nightmares of every zionist for the rest of their miserable days.

some of these stove preference comments are pretty heated 🥁

if Trump gets elected, is there any chance the rest of uses his uncouthness to duck out of ww3?

because they’re definitely gonna join on behalf of the first black woman president

it was the only way to get meet & greet tickets

thank you very much! 🥂

beautiful 😍 thank you!

seems unlikely

maybe you just need the right fellow weirdos to date

I found one at the library

thank you for this timely recommendation

gboard has been incredibly shitty for the last several months, both my spouse and I are struggling constantly. honestly not sure at this point if the lag to start or the random shutting in the middle of typing is worse.

is real 😂

❤️❤️❤️ ❤️❤️❤️

you gorgeous person, you’re the only person who gave me the precious wholesome reading material I crave ❤️❤️❤️ thank you, thank you

diving in rn

edit: wow, do you know the story behind this? there was a post in /r/conspiracy that leaked that a bunch of subs were about to be nuked??

also, so eternally jelly of everyone who caught the fuckin life raft, why did I have to touch grass during those crucial days

edit p2: okay, now I’ve gone through that second post, which was an all-timer 🤩

• it was snitched by a DSA account?!?! 😂
• this thread full of long-timer gold 🥰
• volcel police was a user?!? 😂
• speaking of users, so many names all over that thread that are still here, including people like Phish that idk if I’ve ever seen before but are definitely still around. it’s funny how much active hours/areas of interest affect which Hexbears you meet.
• a person who was in those comments a lot but isn’t active anymore is @CommieTommy@hexbear.net who last posted about getting toothpaste in his eye … any idea what happened to him and his minty eyeball?

it’s very fun! if Trump and Kamala go on Rogan, I’m hoping we watch it together