Hello fellow Lemmings! It is I, thefloatingpoint from the future. I have traveled back in time to tell you the tales from Reddit.

The tools came 3 month after this announcement.

They didn’t work at all.

As of 2025 they still don’t.

Also Spez died in self strangulation while masturbating to a picture of Elon Musk. Who in turn died in a ball of fire after his latest patch for Twitter went online.

Goodbye Lemmings.

Wenn du Geld magst, scroll weiter und vergiss was du gesehen hast.

BS comparison. Ferengi have at least some kind of moral compass.

I already have porn popping up on my feed here and there.

Oh boy, tomorrow I will wake up to the best “told you so” moment ever.

Habe das meiner Freundin geschickt. Sie ist Italienerin. Sie antwortete mit „Warum musste ich mich in dich verlieben?“

Tja, selbst schuld.

Ich würde mich ja freuen wenn ich mich wieder auf einem Browser anmelden (hänge momentan bei Safari und Memmy auf dem Handy fest) oder mein Passwort ändern könnte.

Weird. I immediately deleted my comment after posting it. Two hours later, you still could answer it (and probably still can see it).

As an actual answer: I’m happy you had a good day!

I have a habit of sorting things out frequently. Spotify Playlists, YouTube Subscriptions, Subreddits. Every now and then I go through them all and throw things out the window I’m not interested in anymore.

So, when I signed up here I subscribed to anything that sounded promising. Some of these communities are exactly the same just on different instances.

Eventually one of them will be victorious and that’s gonna be the one I will continue to follow.

It’s pretty handy because I rather subscribe to stuff which I am not that interested in. Sometimes it prevails and I find something new to obsess over.

Alright! How was your day? What did you do?

Not necessarily, but he and people who like him are dumbasses that (at the very least) enable Nazis. To be fair, it doesn’t matter what you call them. Instead of Nazis you could say Troglodytes and everyone would know who you talk about, them included.

That’s 5% too much.

Alright! I’ll bring the Cider and Bratwurst.

Jep. Das war’s. Die Wichsvorlage für Hobbyanleger hatte mal recht mit etwas. Das Gefüge der Realität scheißt sich nun endgültig ein.

Ist bei den Republikanern in den Staaten genau so. Deren sozial schwächere Wähler sind blöde, verblendet oder wollen es den Libs mal so richtig zeigen.

Trifft halt alles auch auf AfD Wähler zu.

Yes, kinda, sorta. It’s like an addict going cold turkey. I feel the urge for a faster paced feed from time to time. It’s unsettling how much I’ve been accustomed to this kind of BS.

It has been said from the very beginning: First the quality will drop, then the user numbers.

Those who are talking shit right now didn’t listen then, they won’t now. It’s a lost cause.

Mein Beileid.

Was für ein Troll.

I once made a joke about abandoning abrahamic religions and going back to human sacrifice.

A neckbeard, a nazi and a heroin addict got offended because of that. Seriously, fuck Reddit.

Weint nicht, dass es vorbei ist. Frohlocket, dass es überhaupt passierte.

Russische Infrastruktur wurde gefickt. Ein paar Helikopter/Flugzeuge abgeschossen. Die Ukraine hat Boden gut gemacht. Putler steht schwächer da als je zuvor und wirkt wie der letzte Vollhorst.

Klar, wäre besser gewesen wenn sie sich gegenseitig beböllert hätten. Aber auf lange Sicht wird sich das für Russland noch rächen.