At one point he started describing his gamer gear. I read about 3/4 of a page. Realized I didn’t actually intake that information so started to reread it. Thought, “wtf is is” and just skipped through the pages. It was like 3 full pages of him just describing stuff. From that point forward I just skipped the pages where he would go into painful details.

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