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Oh oh say, can you see!? By the dawn’s early light 🕯️…
Oh oh say, can you see!? By the dawn’s early light 🕯️…
What? A full body crumple zone vehicle!? Where do I sign up!?
Oh sunk! I wanted to try and find it. So they probably know where it is then. Okay 👍.
Hey friend 🤗! Come on man, we’ll find you some cans! Place number 1 where people don’t look is under cars! Just sit here, watch the cars leaving the street parking and jump in to profit! But do it quick or a Karen might just give your cart to Bob…Sorry Karen! Yeah, not all Karen’s are bad! Specially not you!
Comes with a free dildo if you don’t have a partner but wanted to Netflix and chill somehow.
Ma’am, we looked at the bones and he passed away within a month. We’re afraid you’ll have to pay for that hip replacement in full, and, here, we kept your cancer boob, well need repayment for chopping it off…and the wisdom tooth.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be the guy who figures out when people died to cancel their families insurance postumably!
That’s my exit plan too. Once my joints only allow me to pull a pin, I’m going to eBay to find me a nice unused WW2 grenade or maybe a tank mine.
3 people in a 737 don’t make 100people non matter what side they seat at or how many times they change seats…but if they seat at the right place near an emergency exit with no seatbelt on, they could make it 2 people or even 1 person in the plane!
Looks like you’re using a local account. Do you want to upgrade to a Microsoft account where you must have Internet to get to your shit? No? I’ll remind you in 3 Microsoft days…73days and counting…72d…71… 3 seconds…5hrs…25minutes…50days…
Yet Chat-GPT 4 sucks at coding.
The churn will continue…you become a high paid employee at 50, the new kids get paid 10% below you because you’re “senior”. Then you all get 3% increases. You get retired. They keep getting 3% increases while you don’t. Suddenly they get paid more than you. You start having trouble paying for stuff because it’s so expensive. Then suddenly you gotta sell your house to have enough. A newly graduated kid gets paid the same as you, they buy your house. You can’t buy a house anymore, so you move to a cheaper area where you can afford something. Then you moved again and again. Take on stamp collecting as a cheap affordable hobby. Blah blah. You end up in a retirement home. Then your kids can’t afford that. Next thing you know you’re under a bridge and you love the freedom for like 3 days. Then you really wanna shower but you can’t. The welfare office is far from the YMCA, so you find a Walmart cart. A guy shows you where to collect soda cans and where to sell them. You two become friends but he OD’s… you inherit his cart. Then you help a new guy to find cans with you. So then you OD. And the guy in your house is retiring…the cycle continues.
And more houses, and more job opportunities.
We’ll be…the new people will be fine!
No truce! They just want the truce so they can build more balloons!
Hey, do you want to open it in the browser, or teams? Both are pieces of shit. That’s it. What other option where you thinking of?
Oh you wanna project so everyone can see? Ok here’s full screen! Oh yeah, we can show those employee icons bigger! Oh you mean full screen! Here’s this option, we just need to hide 70% of your screen. There! Tiny screen full mode!
Oh it was your data? Oops! Embarrassing! Anyway, introducing MAIS! Microsoft AI system!
Exactly. These rules are only for the rest of us.
Unless you realize that the rapists would probably want this abortion since the rapists are probably well to do people who raped the cleaning lady or a dancer. But still a good move.
Like beating a dead horse.
Thanks 👍. 😂 LOL.
It’s always a penis isn’t it?