• Donkter@lemmy.world
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      Much more likely that the guy had some trait that she didn’t like that was much more hurtful and/or she knew the guy would not react to being told about the trait well. Better to just confuse the guy with some arbitrary insult and cut the relationship off.

      That or she was cheating

      Most likely this is fake.

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            > be me

            > get home from my vasectomy

            > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife’s room

            > must be Chad again

            > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

            > log onto sh.itjust.works and open c/greentext

            > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can’t give her

            > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

            > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

            Fake: anon has a gf

            Gay: anon was soft in front of his fake gf

            > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of lemmy perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

            > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

            > it’s been a good day

            > i’ll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife’s pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

      • LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world
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        Or this dude is into some version of small penis humiliation and made it up to get off on (most likely given the source)

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      Growers are the best. Ya put this cute lil nubbin in yer mouth for a minute and MAGICALLY A MASSIVE MEAT ROD comes out.

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      Some men’s penises are always the same length whether flaccid or erect. They are showers (show-ers not showe-ers)

      Some men’s penises are very small while flaccid and extend to full length and thickness when stimulated (growers)