They’re just the latest Big Tech landgrabs until they reach a sufficient size they can begin enshittification.

Bugger

At least they can fix their mess.

We have control over the supply of Hobnobs.

Happens a lot in Liverpool. You are also allowed to say “go 'ed lad, giz a header!” and they are obliged by tradition to punt it to you but you’d better be sure you can nod it in or they’ll follow down the street calling you all sorts.

Highway Maintenance - nice touch

40% think they are overweight or obese, 64% actually are.

If we avoid a nuclear winter, the f.uk store will have plenty to purchase.

I now want a t-shirt that says “horny for Armageddon”.

When asked about their own body image, four in 10 told the survey they think they are overweight or obese.

Government stats from January 12th, 2023:

26% of adults in England are obese and a further 38% are overweight. This briefing covers statistics on obesity among adults and children in the UK

My impression is it’s a human colony, so it might not be adding much more back story than we already have but it might be the kind of world they were trying to get to in Romulus and/or a fully terraformed world (the end process we saw the start of in the first two Alien films). So the future setting could help tie the two universes together. I suspect they’ll have offered Trachtenberg an Alien film if he wants it but an Alien vs Predator one would also make sense. I suppose this could be a stealth one as a Xenomorph would definitely put the Predator on the back foot. I seem to recall an early AvP Dark Horse Comic set on a farm on a colony world which worked well. However, we’ll have to wait and see.

Not a Post Office worker but I was right by the door when one dropped through, so I whipped the door open and shouted after the postie. He sheepishly told me that he hadn’t brought it out. I imagine, especially at this time of year, they are flooded with stuff to deliver and it must be tempting to leave a few behind (especially if you don’t have room for them) and the customer can come and fetch them.

meanwhile, Lemmynsfw:

Yes

Better than incontinental cheese.

Who said that?

You must do some pretty niche searches on PornHub.

*key forks are just out of shot on the left peeking out from behind the parked cars hoping everyone tires themselves out so it can swoop in late and kick all their asses.

Do “woke fillings” contain trans fats?

English mustard