Redneck aircon - open the fridge, place fan in front and let the cool breeze waft over your slumbering body. Plus, free nightlight.

Toilet ovens are the future.

sigh, I’ll restart the count.

It has been 0 days since Gregg Wallace was mentioned.

What if one broke in half, taking you over the limit?

Nezas?

But enough about your personal life…

And belly buttons.

The instance doesn’t allow NSFW content, so I don’t think you get the option.

Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I’m allowing it.

6 double-ended dildos are legal.

Bare arse, more like!

Although the Bible states Sunday was when God rested, which is when he had enough spare time to break out the sex toys. “Grab the strap-on Mrs God! I’m not doing any more grunt work this week, just grunting.” This message may be illegal in the state of Texas. And undress.

This Handmaid’s Tale prequel both sucks and blows. Luckily one obscene device will do both.

Sauce!

She’ll say “thanks a bunch” and get on with her day.

7 unless you include the belly button.

Well for butt plugs you have:

That’s interesting:

(f) A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.

So it’s not just 6 obscene devices, you could have two Rampant Rabbits and break the law. I assume a double-ended dildo counts as one obscene device unless they can be disengaged to make two identical ones.

“Obscene devices” is rather a loose term too. The kinky are likely to have quite a few knocking about but for personal use only.

First they came for the dildos…

The new top post in this community. I hope everyone is proud of themselves. I know I am.

Great to see Amicus back in the anthology business.