For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
What kind of yellow mustard? American, English, and German mustards are all yellow but differ significantly in flavor and heat.
Considering the context of the thread, it’s 100% radioactive yellow hot dog mustard.
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I only ever eat Vatican City mustard. It’s divine.
I hear the Pope smears it on everything, including altar boys.