My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

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    2 months ago

    Well he didn’t speak of his own Accord, so I guess he’s not a car diety. Try Ganesh instead.