Absolutely massive by woodlice standards, but I was promised Godzilla by that headline. I’m not upset, just disappointed.

How many lightsabers can it hold?

Yeah you would. This will be the first course at the Trump inauguration banquet.

Is this the first course at the Trump inauguration dinner?

And they’d still call that a biscuit.

Thanks for the reply, I genuinely enjoyed reading it and seeing the perspective of someone more educated in language than I. Yes, I do expect better of all media as they should be upholding a better formal standard. Why? I guess I don’t really know, maybe that’s another of my old fashioned expectations.

Yes I appreciate that language evolves but for me “cringe” and other modernisms aren’t exciting, it’s another step in dumbing down that erodes the cardinality of conveyed meanings.

It’s like being taught to drive and then saying “fuck it, I’ll ignore all of those rules and just do what I want because that’s the modern way”. And yes, those fuckers exist too.

It’s like not closing drawers, or not tidying up after yourself. It’s not cool new evolution, it’s just lazy self-centredness.

/old man rant. Get off my lawn.

A dictionary represents modern usage, it doesn’t make it less ignominious to use it 8 times in one article.

All I’m saying is I doubt the prices at the meat suppliers are going down. Sometimes you need to save a few pennies, and when an opportunity presents itself….

“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in”

— someone called Greek Proverb.

It’s the exact opposite of these fuckers.

Also:

Ffs Guardian. It’s cringeworthy, or at a push cringey, or embarrassing, or awkward.

I fucking hate “cringe” used as an adjective (or whatever it is).

/rant

And I agree. There’s a screen for visual notifications and vibrations for tactile ones. Making unnecessary noise in public is rude and arrogant.

My apologies, I didn’t realise there were two of us.

Sounds like he’s hot footed it out of the area.

Have they checked the local kebab shops?

The generation who refuses to use headphones and uses phones on speaker mode is complaining about the noise coming from other peoples phones?

Two questions:

1. is 92% a lot?
2. can anyone ELI5 as to just how they are entangled, or do we not know?

I’ve been using Feedly on iOS for a few years since google dropped their rss client.

How do you work out your Texas age?

That photo gallery really is the gift that keeps on giving.

“Renovated to the highest standard”. Not my highest standard, that’s for sure. I’m not a fan of the chipboard look.

If that country keeps going backwards they should have racial segregation again by Christmas.

Big news for Norwich.

You wouldn’t want t to be caught with your trousers down. Rest assured, a crack team are looking into it.

Sounds like someone’s mainframe is getting penetrated.