Someone should have got Max one of these to help him adjust his attitude.

Steady on there with your blasé attitude to vaccines. We don’t need no herd immunity, and they cause 5g. /s

You have drunk from some vessel, and you have drank a drink that may leave you drunk.

Bloody English.

Just because you’ve had a few drinks, doesn’t mean you’re drunk.

Older people of all genders.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/front_bottom

Why is there so little respect for the truth these days?

Time to fire up Windows 11.

The Police realised something was amiss when they saw orange flashing lights on the BMW?

That’s a normal sized medal on the left, and his one on the right.

No badgers involved?

Context: https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/news-story/1bda2a264034dfa7905edfb8e095a05a

“But we can’t pay, we have no money and will have to increase bills”

Awesome. I hope everything goes smoothly for you all.

Because they made a whole ass of it.

Something that doesn’t taste great, and with the alcohol removed? Wow, sign me up!

I feel it needs “, moron!” added to the end of the sign.

I still think it’s a shame that she didn’t have time to freeze it first.

He’s just ruined his reputation now.

Are we going to put it in the post for him?

Wait until they discover better stout that doesn’t taste like licking old coins.