Perhaps the Fediverse needs a helpful paperclip like mascot to help with on-boarding.

“Hi, I’m Freddy Verse your friendly guide to the Fediverse, let me help you pick your new home. Please answer these questions:”

What type of service are you looking for?

• Micro-blogging
• Blogging
• Image sharing
• Long-form video
• Short-form video
• Social network
• Jack-of-all-trades
• Dick pics

Where do you live?

• America, fuck yeah!
• UK
• German speaking countries
• France
• Australia

What are you interested in?

• Books
• Films
• Gaming
• Star Wars
• Star Trek
• Harry Potter
• Porn
• Just the dick pics