The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to RetroGaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoI've never been more jealous of a watchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up11Karrow-down112
arrow-up1989arrow-down1imageI've never been more jealous of a watchlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to RetroGaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squarePaleRiderlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoWife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time… … I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.
minus-squareEntertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoWait, where are you wearing it 😳
minus-squarePaleRiderlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoOn my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-224 hours agoHis name is “Bender Bending Rodriguez” Edit: I did eventually get the actual joke you were going for.
minus-squarePaleRiderlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoWell, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama. I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart fire a lot.
Wife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time…
… I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.
Wait, where are you wearing it 😳
On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.
His name is “Bender Bending Rodriguez”
Edit: I did eventually get the actual joke you were going for.
Well, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama.
I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart
firea lot.