• Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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        1 hour ago

        Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it

        • BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works
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          48 minutes ago

          So, uh. Hi <All>.

          This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

          Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.

          ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

          pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.