My auntie used to collect them too, in case they’d come in handy. Also lampshades. Helping her move in with my cousin because of the Alzheimer’s was fun, but it was getting three big, heavy Singer sewing machines down the loft ladder that was the challenge.

Teddy, who wants to be a marine biologist or a stunt man when he grows up

For a lad with that much get-up-and-go, he should consider combining the two.