A Polish bishop has apologised as he confirmed his resignation weeks after a sex worker passed out at a hidden orgy, allegedly organised by one of his clergy.
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It’s alleged the orgy was arranged by Tomasz Zmarzly, the parish priest, and with several other clergy showing up to take part.
Polish press alleged that a participant, a 27-year-old male sex worker, passed out at the party after “overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables” at around 1am.
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The individual is claimed to have recovered in hospital and later discharged himself.
Bishop binned because of buggery bachannalia balls up.
Priest Punished Post-Private Penis Party with Passed-Out Patrons
Well done, though I would prefer
Of course that requires mixing both American and British idioms