When the Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar was killed in 1993, most of the animals he had imported as pets — zebras, giraffes, kangaroos and rhinoceroses — died or were transferred to zoos.

But not his four hippopotamuses. They thrived. Perhaps a little too well.

Officials estimate that about 170 hippos, descended from Mr. Escobar’s original herd, now roam Colombia, and the population could grow to 1,000 by 2035, posing a serious threat to the country’s ecosystem.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMA
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    8 months ago

    You could build up to some kind of Avengers team-up: Cocaine Zoo. That’ll be another $3.50 please Asylum.

    I mean, we currently have:

    • Cocaine Bear
    • Cocaine Shark
    • Cocaine Cougar
    • Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space

    As well as:

    • Methgator
    • Crackcoon
    • Crackodile
    • Cracksquatch

    So… Drug Zoo? Huffing Zoo?