Terrible Estate Agent Photos • 4 months ago

Just fuck my shit up

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Just fuck my shit up

Terrible Estate Agent Photos • 4 months ago

cross-posted to:
lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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I’m not convinced that 70s porn mags would help you if the Scharnhorst was bearing down on you.
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  You could come and go at the same time.
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    Like some sort of Karma Chameleon?

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