• ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝A
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    8 months ago

    My great-great-grandfather was murdered by an iceberg in 1875 and some days I feel a mysterious chill breeze that suggests it’s still out there and not finished with my family. Or my arse. Probably that now I think of it.

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      8 months ago

      I think your great grandfather made a deal for a stupid large amount of money, but instead of a snail it was an iceberg that would kill him

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝A
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        8 months ago

        The family would like to know where the magic iceberg money went, as we never saw a penny of it.