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    9 months ago

    Theiyr"re

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      9 months ago

      Sounds like a race from a fantasy series that does something with magical wooden swords which are for some reason better than regular metal swords.

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        “Sire! The Theiyr"reian hoards have attacked the village of Peasantry. The Peasants, they fight back, Sire, but they will surely be overwhelmed. We expect a death toll in the millions, Sire.”

        “Dispatch ten knights to se- wait, ‘millions’? There’s only a few thousand people in that village.”

        “Yes, Sire, we included the Theiyr"reians in our estimates… there’s a lot of them but they fight with wooden swords, Sire.”

        “…”

        “They are an inefficient peoples, Sire.”