• Blackmist
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    9 months ago

    Do postman shorts last longer than other types of shorts? Is there a special shop they get them from?

    I keep wearing massive holes in the crotches of mine. It’s only my undercrackers that stop my plums dangling out.

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      9 months ago

      Pretty sure they’re issued to staff and you can’t buy them, they do seem to be higher quality than the usual corporate branded sheite. Had them for a few years now and my plums remain well secured.

    • _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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      9 months ago

      LBJ’s presidential tapes had him talking to some trouser company, and it’s hilarious with “And another thing…the crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight” while letting a couple belches out. Teach played it in our Vietnam War class in college to demonstrate how he was a crass character.