Image: Skeletor holding up a relatively huge 80s/90s cell phone with an aquatic mutant character name Mer-Man behind him.

Caption: Start every phone call with “my phone is about to die” that way you can hang up on them whenever you want to.

  • @Blackmist
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    430 days ago

    And hang up while you’re speaking, just to make the lie more convincing.