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You didn’t say what part of the UK you are from…
Latin based contract, can’t help, its watertight
That sounds more of a !ukpersonalfinance question, but I can see why you posted it here. Best of luck.
Lorem ipsum sir! And dolor sit amet, if I may be so bold.
We all need help.
Take it to the media!
Have you tried using your Real Name and asserting that you are on a ship?