A RIFF on what country is really about.

Of course when you have an outdoor wedding you always run the risk of nature crashing the party, like when a deer decided to crash a wedding and take a nibble out of the bride’s bouquet, or this grizzly bear that brutally mauled a moose in the background of a wedding at Glacier National Park.

It happens.

But wedding guests got quite the surprise at a wedding in Oklahoma when they thought a cow had plopped down in a nearby field to watch the ceremonies.

Well it turns out it wasn’t a cow at all, but actually a furry in a cow costume with a camera who ended up taking photos of the wedding.

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But this particular furry was just laying out in the field as the wedding took place nearby, giving the impression from afar that it was a normal cow, until it stood up and started taking pictures of the ceremony.

That’s gonna be a great story that the bride and groom can tell their kids someday. And maybe it even opens up a whole new market of wedding paparazzi. Don’t want the photographer in the shot? Have them dress up like a cow and lay down in the background. Has the furry community explored this business opportunity yet?

  • dumbass@leminal.space
    47·
    8 months ago

    Imagine you were fully convinced that you were living a life like the Truman Show, you’ve been in therapy for a while now and you’re doing well, so well that your therapist suggest you should go to your cousin’s wedding because they think it would be good for you, you arrive and everything is fine, you’re having fun, everything feels real and no one is pretending to be anything but themselves, then you go for a walk and find a cow in the field, you stare at this creature just living its life, it gives you piece of mind that everything is gonna be alright, you can get past this sense that everything around you is fabricated, then the cow stands up on 2 legs, grabs a phone out and walks off to their car while yelling out to someone “DID YOU GET ANY GOOD SHOTS?”…