𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 months agoY'all want a shitpost?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1411arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1398arrow-down1imageY'all want a shitpost?lemmy.world𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 months agomessage-square11fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAggravationstationlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-28 months agoThere are genuinely men on the internet who think wiping yourself after shitting is gay, because men shouldn’t do anything with a man’s arsehole, even their own.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-28 months agoReminds me of a guy that didn’t know the name of colors because he “wasn’t gay” I guess he was so aggressively straight that he developed monochromatism
minus-squareAggravationstationlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months ago“Aggressively straight” reminds me of a quote from one of my favourite TV shows Bottom. When someone gets accused of being gay their response is “That’s impossible. As a Christian, I’m so tightly clenched…”
minus-squareMeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·8 months agoIf you aren’t wiping at least 2 inches deep, it isn’t clean!
There are genuinely men on the internet who think wiping yourself after shitting is gay, because men shouldn’t do anything with a man’s arsehole, even their own.
Reminds me of a guy that didn’t know the name of colors because he “wasn’t gay”
I guess he was so aggressively straight that he developed monochromatism
“Aggressively straight” reminds me of a quote from one of my favourite TV shows Bottom.
When someone gets accused of being gay their response is “That’s impossible. As a Christian, I’m so tightly clenched…”
If you aren’t wiping at least 2 inches deep, it isn’t clean!