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To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast By Gabriel T. Rubin WSJ A customer shops for eggs in Austin, Texas. (Brandon Bell/Getty Images)
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To Save Money, Maybe You Should Organize a Violent Revolt Against the Capitalist Class
“To Save Money, Maybe You Should Starve” — US foreign policy
Also US domestic policy.
The next article will be complaining about millennials killing the egg industry
We can only hope
Why?
Because the egg industry is rife with the mistreatment and killings of chickens
Eggs, avocados, pears, anything that shape will work.
“You will eat shit and die before we pay you your worth”
-Owners of WSJ
2 months later
“Millennials and GenZ are destroying the Breakfast Market”
People will let the elites talk to them like that actually. I am sure the WSJ could print an article saying “let rich people shit in your mouth, a solution to hunger” and people will still take it.
It’s because they think the elites have “the secret” to getting rich, and that by listening to them and following their advice, they can become a billionaire too.
Of course, the “secret” is having rich parents, but they never mention that part…
Of course, the “secret” is having rich parents, but they never mention that part
“But but but Gates started in his mum’s garage! And dropped out of college! And Musk also started in a garage! And have you seen Bezos’ first office! It was just a shitty desk in a supply closet! They worked hard, you’re just jealous!!111”
What’s the full article say? I can only see the beginning of it
Thank you! Disappointing that the article is just a bunch of numbers
Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see the author’s net worth
Article: maybe you should skip breakfast to save money
Bacon and Eggs suppliers: supply skyrockets while demand falls
Article: Please start eating breakfast!
Loss of appetite is already a common symptom of depression, so nobody needs to give the lower classes this advice; it is redundant.
Next thing you know the article will read “To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Eating” just so the rich can blame the poor for the crumbling economy that was/is actually caused by them doing the very bare minimum to support it.
I shit you not I saw one that was like “money troubles? Sell some of your stuff.” I’ll have to look through my files and find the exact post. lol
Wonna know what really helps again poverty?
Real estate
I’ve already been doing this for a while and you don’t see me bragging about it
i may have a wrong impression but dont europeans go very light on breakfast already?
It’s just a metaphor; they should skip lunch and heating instead.
In the US, breakfast is a lot of people’s entire personality. They like to worship their bacon here in Burgerland.
Compared to Americans? Probably.
I don’t know how representative I am for the average European but I usually have some eggs or a cup of skyr with fruits and/or oats for breakfast.
What is skyr? Is it like yogurt? Is it nice?
Denser than a yoghurt, very similar to white cheese. Normal skyr is a bit too bitter for me but the flavoured ones are very good.
Similar to yoghurt. Low calories, very high in protein. Ideal breakfast if you are on a diet.
500g have like ~300 kcal and ~55g of protein.
That sounds really good, I’ll have to keep an eye out to see if there is any in my area.
i remember going to spain with some relatives as a kid and damn i was perpetually starving because our breakfast was 1 slice of bread with coffee. maybe they just were cheap i guess.
Yeah, sounds likely.
