“Hur Hur that’s what a timer on your phone is for dude”
Yeah but this was a smart plug that was going dusty in a drawer!
Anyway it’s not the notification that makes my brain tickle in that special way, but the fact that my HA takes note of who was in the kitchen when the air fryer was started and only notifies the floor with that person on when it’s done.
Now I’ve worked that logic out with a silly Air Fryer notification I can reuse it in all my other automations.
Espresence, it tracks Bluetooth and guesses which node it’s closest to, it’s guesses are really good
So ninjas could sneak in along as they don’t use bluetooth?
Wouldn’t even have to be ninjas tbh, but yeah fuck it, ninjas!
the amish
Now you’ve got me wondering what marshal art Armish Ninjas would learn.
Like where I’m from in Yorkshire the marshal art is Ekky Thump, and in Scotland they learn Fah Kyoo…
Kung Plow?
I think the absence of Bluetooth and the knowledge how to butcher an animal is enough to interdict your shit brother