You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?

Why do I get the sinking feeling that a sub-£250 UB-820EB is now sliding further and further from my view?

“Open up, morailty police!”

“Sir, do you have more than 6 dildos on the property?”

Are we sure they weren’t Roman bankers?

The idle screens at London City always make me laugh.

Why yes, I have been thinking of moving to Luxembourg for the healthy tax benefits with my multi-million pound income.

Plus if you’re using udder milk, it’ll make the compost bin stink.

Yep. Damn Wizards infiltrated the UK commercial media a decade ago, and they never left.

It’s a balance to hit in article sharing communities too.
Too much leniency, and you just end up with people posting DMG articles, and tiny un-sourced blogs with snazzy titles.
Too tough, and you end up spending your entire life justifying why various borderline sources are not suitable.

imperial measurements have been legally defined in reference to SI units for decades

This is the important bit.
Effectively, we are metric, but display things using the old units sometimes.

And you sometimes get people ordering lumber for the first time giving bad reviews because they feel they’ve been cheated out of some wood.

I just assume I’ll do 45.45 MPG, then I’m pleasantly surprised when the fuel bill is lower than expected.

I end up doing a lot of lazy maths, and remembering rough numbers.

45MPG? That’s about 10 miles per litre.
8 inches? Eh, 20cm.

Anything remotely technical, I convert everything to metric (and actually take the time do accurately).
Having the inch-fractions to mm table on the back of a ruler is very useful when using old drill bits and spanners.

I use them, and I love them.

They’re banned from the internet, and never complain.
I use both SD cards inside the cameras, and dumps over SFTP.

The general standard of integration with HASS is very good (IR control, alerts, streams, etc.)
If you want to access streams over a VPN, make sure that you configure the IP addresses manually in the app, rather than letting it auto-find (took me a while to work this out).

Doorbell cam: Lovely bit of kit. Button press and person detection hooks in nicely with HASS things.
I really like being able to answer delivery people (and be silly with visitors). 2-way audio works well in the app, I keep meaning to try integrating it with HASS now the latest version has capability baked in.

810A: Decent picture quality, the only fly in the ointment is that it uses H265 for full res, and a lot of open source things don’t officially support it.

510: Good value, and decent quality image. There is a firmware floating around that adds pet detection features too.

The barista grade stuff works pretty well in builders tea, honestly.
You just have to get in the habit of shaking the carton.

They see younger generations moving away from dairy, and claim it’s because non-dairy stole the words.

When in my case at least, it only took a week milk-free to realise that having mild discomfort in your stomach all the time isn’t normal.
And that drinking MOMA instead left me feeling lighter and happier.

Don’t forget the mature cheddar topping.

We also had to send a pizza to Emperor’s PO box.

Pro tip: Aldi has the Roses creams and toffees for sale in seperate bags now.
£3 each.

Should we pin this post?

He’s still at it!

Give it another 6 months and there will be another article, another figure, and another layer of him escalating it up the courts.