As a bonus it’s set to like the most generically safe corporate music possible, too.

Fuck you just know he’s doing it like that in the hopes of getting attention from businesses and getting hired to make shit like that for them, that’s why it’s such empty and pointless bootlicking.

Added horror is that for the foreseeable future this is gonna be the new face of corporate branding, until it starts to be seen as vulgar and archaic and cycles back to stark minimalism after another decade.