• solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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    6 months ago

    in the car:

    “what do we wanna listen to? name a band!”

    “whatever’s fine”

    “no seriously! just give me a name!”

    “ok. goatwhore.”

    “what?”

    “GOAT. WHORE.”

    “…”

    “…”

    “…i’m gonna put on some nice ambient electronic…”

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      I was working for that women once, and she was super nice. I was like 30 and she was around 50, but she tried really hard to be cool and hip. She said she’s hosting a dinner party bbq kinda deal and if i wanna come. I said i’d love to, but i already have tickets for a concert.
      “What concert?”
      “Oh it’s that band, they are not really famous.”
      “I know some bands, you know?!”
      “Infant Annihilator”
      “What’s that?”
      ‘They are called INFANT ANNIHILATOR’
      “Oh okay… Never heard of them.”

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        6 months ago

        No one has ever heard of any band. I got to loads if concerts, and unless it is a mainstream pop artist, no one ever knows who they are.

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          Eh…

          I have a boss at work. Not a Boss-boss, he’s a team leader, but he’s my boss.

          Anyway he got 3 strikes for being a metal-head the other day:

          Wallet chain - who the fuck still has a wallet chain? A metal head

          Up close he has a hole in his lip - fucking lip piercing? Metalhead

          So he asked me if I wanted to do any overtime on the weekend and I said casually “Nah, I’m going to see Tenacious D on Saturday” and got the reply “Yeah fuck that, I wouldn’t be working overtime if I was doing that!”

          THIRD STRIKE