PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 month agoConservatives are taking the news better than I expectedhexbear.netimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1162arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1161arrow-down1imageConservatives are taking the news better than I expectedhexbear.netPM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square48fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 month ago“I’m gonna give you $100 to fuck off” “PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!”
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoMore like “I’m going to give you $100 dollars to fuck off” “OK that’s fine” “And I’m going to have my lawyer pay you so there’s no direct line to me” “Yea makes sense” “Then I’ll pay him back later” “OK yea sounds good” “And I’m going to do it with money I collected as explicit political donations for campaign expenses” “Believe it or not there’s actually nothing wrong with that” “But I’m going to lie what those campaigns funds were actually used for” “OK that actually is technically illegal now”
minus-squareWhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoI ask as someone who has spared themselves any coverage besides brief mentions on tiktok: he has 34 felony convictions now, right? It sounded like much more than being mistaken about campaign funds. Deeply unserious country
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIIRC it’s 34 times he did the same thing.
minus-squareWhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month ago “Sir, a 34th woman has come out with a credible claim of sexual harassment” It’s funny, but not funny haha
“I’m gonna give you $100 to fuck off”
“PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!”
More like
“I’m going to give you $100 dollars to fuck off”
“OK that’s fine”
“And I’m going to have my lawyer pay you so there’s no direct line to me”
“Yea makes sense”
“Then I’ll pay him back later”
“OK yea sounds good”
“And I’m going to do it with money I collected as explicit political donations for campaign expenses”
“Believe it or not there’s actually nothing wrong with that”
“But I’m going to lie what those campaigns funds were actually used for”
“OK that actually is technically illegal now”
I ask as someone who has spared themselves any coverage besides brief mentions on tiktok: he has 34 felony convictions now, right? It sounded like much more than being mistaken about campaign funds.
Deeply unserious country
IIRC it’s 34 times he did the same thing.
It’s funny, but not funny haha