• TurtlePower@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    You misunderstand. In America, the vehicle is not just a tool to get from A to B efficiently, it is a status symbol. It tells your neighbor, “fuck you, I have gas money,” and, “my penis is small, so look at how much money I waste to try to compensate.” You’ll never be able to pry that from their cold, dead hands.

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      4 months ago

      Not sure I want to spend my time prying their small penises from their cold dead hands, but I guess someone’s got to do it