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So 3 pieces of string walk into a bar.
First one walks up to the barman “3 beers please”
Barman says “sorry, we don’t serve string in here”
Second one walks up to the bar “3 beers please”
Barman gets angry “oi, I told you we don’t serve string”
Third one messes up his hair, twists about, coils himself up, goes up to the bar “3 beers please”
Barman peers at him “here, you’re not one of them pieces of string are you?”
“No I’m a frayed knot”
162·3 days agoInteresting. Are you allowed to jump over the border and claim that as by air?!
Is there a reason for the closure, do you know?
Couldn’t you now do that but go higher, Armenia, Azerbaijan, and then the central Asian -stans into Pakistan? Avoids both Iran and Afghanistan.
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate
Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, a working class hero? I wonder why he changed his name to Tommy Robinson?
When we reach that meme, whatever happened will happen again
The usual is “also available in white”
2·14 days agoHats off to you sir, very good
Specifically on Mexican food, there’s a Wahaca in Cardiff which I think is an excellent Mexican restaurant chain, well worth checking out.
17·18 days agoCritics didn’t like it? I’ve seen it twice and think it’s great!
3·23 days agoBow tie, not sure why, I just find it more visually appealing
It took me a really long time to parse what I was seeing in this photo
3·25 days agoGreat achievement, congrats!
I thought that was a joke along the lines of “Gandalf just needs to Lego”
https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036/
That one, for me, although I also note that 5 blade razors are now a thing…
But you know what happened next? Shut up, I’m telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we’re standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we’re the chumps. Well, fuck it. We’re going to five blades.
That’s not an argument, it’s just contradiction
Flat sheets crew represent
23·28 days agoThat is wild, it’s crazy the lives some people have had
Stupid sexy owl-unicorn