vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?message-squaremessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down14
arrow-up1130arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squarePratai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 year agoMe: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed? Her: Yes, of course I have. Me: From the inside? It didn’t work, but she laughed.
minus-squareAOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoyeah what is this supposed to imply?
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoThat he wanted to crawl into her vagina and bite his way through to the belly button? IDK, I’m not a belly-button fetishist.
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoMaybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-220 days agodeleted by creator
Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
Her: Yes, of course I have.
Me: From the inside?
It didn’t work, but she laughed.
My immediate thought was pregnancy
yeah what is this supposed to imply?
That he wanted to crawl into her vagina and bite his way through to the belly button? IDK, I’m not a belly-button fetishist.
Maybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.
They’re a cunning limguist.
Can someone explain this ?
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