A nice pressed blue suit is really off putting to me.
I think it’s similar to why come people are put off by clowns? Like they’re wearing a mask and are hiding something.
Paranoid, huh!
As someone who masks as this man for work sometimes you definitely should be. I often quite literally feel like a sheep in wolfs clothing around these kinds of dudes. I say this as today I literally dropped the collared shirt and put on a tie dye to go to a queer polyamory group in my area. Those dudes are absolutely not to be trusted and if capitalism didn’t force me to pretend to like them I absolutely would smash their faces in
I’m sorry for all the stupid shit capitalism makes us do.Someday we’ll win and escape the hell
Maybe they’re all masking, saying the same thing to their friends right now, including the face-smashing part. Which suit will win? Find out next week.
If a man under 25 wears a collar when he isn’t forced to, kill him with hammers
you can take my hawaiian shirts from my cold dead hands
Aloha shirts and flannels are the only acceptable collars
Although as a Floridian can we please take the Hawaii approach and have Aloha shirts be actual formal wear? Wearing European style dress clothes here is fucking insane and I don’t want to wear a suit to weddings anymore
Florida Hawaiian shirt communist gang what up
There are dozens of us
Okay those are fine
I was about to defend my dress, then I realized I passed this mark 5 years ago
Only exception is the Zack Pinsent set.
People who overdress (highly situation dependent) are trying to differentiate themselves from the lower socioeconomic class. You are right to be afraid.
I interned at a bank and met the guys aspiring to be men in suits. This is a good call.
fuck suits never ever trust a suit
Counterpoint
it isn’t 1920, you no longer only own two sets of of clothes both of which are suits
Also he lived in a suitably cold climate for multiple layers to be considered normal.
One thing I’m very proud of is that I project a kind of Slovenliness Field around myself wherever I go that lowers standards and makes people care less about their job. I destroy workplace discipline. It even affects electronics.
Keep up the good work!
I wear sweatpants and band t shirts nearly every day of my life
Me but with jeans instead.
I was wearing tracksuits and turtlenecks before Aubrey Graham and I stand by ‘that Canadian vulture can find new fits’
that’s your survival instinct kicking in
I’m with you for reasons I’m struggling to articulate
the immediate need to suppress the fight-or-flight response
If they have a briefcase, I just assume it’s full of guts from their victims
Yep, ABK
- Always
- Be
- Kooky
Like they’re wearing a mask and are hiding something.
I mean, that’s the point isn’t it?
Suits can be pretty cool but there are different types of suits and each end of the Suit Vibes Scale
Clean blue/nacy pressed suit: evil, rancid vibes
Suit jacket and shirt with jeans: stop that, ew
Plain black suit: pretty cool
Saul Goodman ass suits with ten different colours: beautiful
Yes, this
Suit jacket and shirt with jeans
but don’t you want to hear about all the cool games coming soon to xbox??
I would feel different about someone wearing an old-timey suit
, though a greater proportion of people wore suits thenThen again that person might be a g-g-g-ghost and scare me a different way
ZOINKS
