SomeoneElseModM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos · 1 year agoStaying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.imagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1637arrow-down12
arrow-up1635arrow-down1imageStaying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.SomeoneElseModM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos · 1 year agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝AlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoSays someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝AlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI call that no-play and a trip to the burns unit
Swinger’s. Enough said
I assumed porn house.
Not while I’m cooking
Your orgies sound boring
Says someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.
I call that foreplay
I call that no-play and a trip to the burns unit
In front of my salad?!
Yeh my first thought too.