Anyone want anything?
Cornetto
Just one? /joke
Giiiiive it toooo meeee 🎶🎶🎶
Nelson, I owe you about 15p!
The contents of the till, please
Aldi knock off white monster think its dark thunder, White one only, sugar free you see for me diabeetis
Need some more milk, cheers
One pinto bean please
Do you mean one can, or just a single pinto bean? Someone will have to distract the security guard while I whip out the can opener
A welding mask and a 12 foot swimming pool, please.
I’ll have a lucky dip from the aisle of treasure please
Cornetto
Man I miss Cornettos
Just one?
No thanks, I’m good. I already have nose hair clippers, 5Kg weights and an electric hammer.
You could have made your own:
Do they still do those dank japalpeno pretzel bites? Like 3 bags of those
…and a nailgun
One of those Alska ciders would be lovely in this weather
Own brand caramel wafers please. You genuinely can’t tell the difference from.yhe Tunnock’s ones, which they craftily shelve next to their own ones.
Their knock-off Pringles aka “Prongles” in our house.
Also their Magnums, which just seem to have a “G” on the box. Hence, “Gagnums”.
I mean… Are you still there?
If so - one of those huge lasagnas would be awesome. Cheers.Yes, a reminder never to go to Aldi again when it’s busy!