Satanic Temple objects to governor’s push for more religion in schools and says members could act as student chaplains
Dark messengers of satanism could soon be walking the hallways of Florida’s public schools, and it’s a consequence of hard-right governor Ron DeSantis’s push for more religion in education.
Members of the Satanic Temple say they are poised to act as volunteer chaplains under a state law that took effect this week opening campuses to “additional counseling and support to students” from outside organizations.
Although HB 931 leaves the implementation of chaplain programs to individual school districts, and only requires schools to list a volunteer’s religion “if any”, DeSantis has made clear its intent is to restore the tenets of Christianity to public education.
Without the bill, DeSantis said at its signing in April: “You’re basically saying that God has no place [on campus]. That’s wrong.”
The satanists see the law, which comes amid a vigorous theocratic drive into education by the religious right nationally, as an equal opportunity: if Christian chaplains are permitted access to students, often at the most vulnerable and impressionable stages of their lives, then so are they.
Thank God we have Satanists.
We’ll never stop. 🙂
I really need that on a Tshirt.
CGPT40 tried
Why first one looks like Icon of Sin?
“Dark messengers for Satanism”… Modern journalism really is fucking stupid. The Satanic Temple doesn’t do anything like that, and starting your article out that way comes across as totally unserious and diminishes the work the Satanic Temple is actually out there doing.
The whole point of calling themselves Satanists is to spook Christians, and the article is playing into the joke on purpose.
Hey fair point!
They confused satanists with goths
Who are also not like that. My goodness. Let’s throw in another round of prejudices, shall we?
Huh? Goths are in all black.
Mostly they like wear black, true. But that’s not being “a dark messenger for Satanism”, which seems to be implied by your previous comment.
Which is their agenda after all :)
Yeah I was going to say, do some basic research guys. The Satanic Temple does not actually believe in Satan.
More Goths In Schools
“More Goths, Less Cloths” has a nice ring to it if someone wants to use that as a campaign slogan for a school board seat.
They also sounds like a specialty boutique strip club
You had my attention, you now have my interest.
That sound you hear is my bank account pre-emptively emptying itself.
I misread that as Clothes and was going to note that they will deal with minors …
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Hail Satan ⛧
Ok kids, time for your lesson…
“I always thought there couldn’t possibly be a God, with all the evil in the world. But perhaps… all this evil exists because there is a God. Perhaps, yes, perhaps this God just isn’t a particularly nice guy. It’s possible that God isn’t a DJ, but an arsehole.”
“He’s probably both. A DJ who exclusively plays Rammstein at a kid’s birthday party.”
“You know the saying that God created Man in His image? Well, look around. If you assume that God is an arsehole, it suddenly makes a lot of sense.”
Freely translated from The Kangaroo Chronicles by Marc-Uwe Kling
Inb4 Desantis says “no, not you. You don’t serve the Christan God and therefore aren’t a recognized religion.”
At least we can count on SCOTUS to strike that down, right?
Right?
How much money can we pull together for Clarence Thomas?
I heard the corrupt shithead also likes free vacations, so maybe we can chip in on a Royal Caribbean cruise or something, and maybe get him a snow cone and a breath mint on the side.
Clarence Thomas:
If you read the article, he already did.
Oh boy. Can’t wait for the stacked Florida courts to not strike down this non Christian religious discrimination.
Proud member of the Satanic Temple since 2021. Unlike catholics, christians, muslims, jewish, mormons, and scientologists, I’ve had nothing but great news from my religion since 😁 We just keep rolling out the hits, challenging religious overreach at every turn.
Ejaculate Misconception too good.
The Texas State Legislature’s Satanic Abortion Clinic
Thank you Satanists.
Hail Satan!
religion and capitalism - the banes of human existence
They are mere tools for power-hungry egomaniacs, who have no regard for the well-being of others. Tools which make it especially easy for them.
Replace religion and capitalism by something else and you get a similar picture.
Hell is other people. It’s humanity itself which is the bane of human existence.
i believe it’s possible for us to be better. to accept the ‘human condition’ is a death sentence as a species. throughout history, we have brief moments of exemplary behavior. we are capable of more. don’t accept the current state of affairs.
I like to think so too. Humans have a lot of potential, for the good and the bad. It’s important to nurture the good and diminish the bad.
For those in the back, god has no place
What are they going to do? Arrest them? There are only so many resources the state of Florida can throw at stupid shit like this before their economy implodes. But hey, the tax payers their will pay for it. In state, and federally.
Mass incarceration becomes it’s own reward when you can leverage your prison population as cheap labor
Burn churches!
Real Spanish Civil War Hours
God has no place on campuses. And god has no place in the government. God is dead.
That assumes god existed
Satanists doing God’s work… who knew?
The irony is that only Christians believe in Satan. Satanists don’t, it’s a humanist movement.
The Church of Satan are satanists.
Founded in 1966.
Yes … the most popular Satanist orgs are relatively recent.
It’d be nice if the FSM “church” did the same.
