salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down147file-text
arrow-up1174arrow-down1external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comsalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square118fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredelirious_owl@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·4 months agoWut. You put yours up so that it pokes out the top?
minus-squareramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·4 months agoOne of the perks of being a grower. Don’t have to worry about that.
minus-squareSidewaysHighways@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·4 months agoYeah that thing goes into fuckin STANBY MODE ME BOIIIIIII
minus-squareÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·4 months agoOptimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance. HR doesn’t let me attend meetings with clients anymore…
minus-squareNoodle07@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoLet’s all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoHR is too kind… to let you have a job.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·4 months agoBoxer briefs keep it nice and snug. Also the number of times I’ve twisted a fucking nut sleeping in boxers or naked… Ugh. Never again.
minus-squaredelirious_owl@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoHow does one twist a but while sleeping. What does that even mean
Wut. You put yours up so that it pokes out the top?
One of the perks of being a grower. Don’t have to worry about that.
Yeah that thing goes into fuckin STANBY MODE ME BOIIIIIII
Optimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance.
HR doesn’t let me attend meetings with clients anymore…
Let’s all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck
HR is too kind… to let you have a job.
Boxer briefs keep it nice and snug. Also the number of times I’ve twisted a fucking nut sleeping in boxers or naked… Ugh. Never again.
How does one twist a but while sleeping. What does that even mean
Nut. Testicle.