Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 个月前"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up1729arrow-down117
arrow-up1712arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 个月前message-square142fedilink
minus-squareTodd Bonzalez@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·5 个月前Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint. Ultimate pull-out method.
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-25 个月前You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!
minus-squareTodd Bonzalez@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 个月前Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum. Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 个月前I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.
Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint.
Ultimate pull-out method.
You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!
Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum.
Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”
I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.