Emotional support prostitute. Yes, it is medicinal.
Legalize sex work.
Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?
Mussy please!
Lol this would actually be legal in germany. If you are severely disabled you can get a prescription prostitute paid for by your healthcare provider. Makes sense if you ask me, everyone need some human connection.
I picked her up at Walgreens sir
TIL sex work is illegal in the US
We’re backwards and repressive in so many ways! USA! USA!
So much freedom!
Freedom of ways to die
I’ll take pecked to death ( ಠ◡ಠ ) by an eagle, please.
France: liberté, égalité, fraternité. And national razor for kings.
this is why I own shotguns.
the barrel is big enough to fuck. It’s like a fleshlight of danger.
MURICA, FUCK YEAH!
MURICA, FUCK YEAH!
Literally
Is prostitution a crime?
In the States
I said what I said
🎵 I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams
🎵 She said it’s lack of sex that’s bringing me down!
- Billie Joe Armstrong (above, in car) elaborating
And that’s when you hear from the other seat, a voice say “quit your whining cuz it’s bringing me down”
😘👌
How dare you?! That’s my therapist
“I’m sorry; She’s medicinal.”
This was a good one, completely unexpected. Someone once emailed feedback that one of my coworkers deserved hookers and blow for doing such a great job. My blow is also prescribed, thanks.
*prescription
I’m amazed autocorrect didn’t catch it
I’m told that on Lemmy you can edit your headlines
Just 4 U
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She’s actually his wife.
