Blackmist to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoRepublicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trumpwww.bbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square259fedilinkarrow-up1860arrow-down130
arrow-up1830arrow-down1external-linkRepublicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trumpwww.bbc.co.ukBlackmist to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square259fedilink
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-25 months agoif straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠 just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?” “[bleep]?” “correct thank you ma’am have a nice day” “dyke?” “correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months ago“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?” “A levee??” “… touchè”
minus-squareSLVRDRGN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoI’m confused - does the microphone have gaydar screening and auto-bleep capabilities? I would describe that as much more than a fake microphone.
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agomoreso this is a hypothetical alternate universe where every time a straight woman says the word “dyke” it gets bleeped, a la that South Park clip
if straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠
just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”
“[bleep]?”
“correct thank you ma’am have a nice day”
“dyke?”
“correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”
“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”
“A levee??”
“… touchè”
I’m confused - does the microphone have gaydar screening and auto-bleep capabilities? I would describe that as much more than a fake microphone.
moreso this is a hypothetical alternate universe where every time a straight woman says the word “dyke” it gets bleeped, a la that South Park clip