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- nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
Doctors in India recently carried out an unusual surgery to remove a 40cm bottle gourd from a farmer’s rectum.
According to India TV, the patient arrived at Chhatarpur District Hospital in Madhya Pradesh from Khajuraho on Saturday (20 July).
The 60-year-old was in critical condition, suffering from intense stomach pain.
An X-ray revealed the entire bottle gourd lodged inside the farmer’s rectum, causing significant internal damage
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One of the surgeons involved in the operation revealed that the patient declined to disclose how the gourd came to be lodged in his rectum.
Doctors suspect that a mental health issue might be behind this bizarre incident, though they haven’t ruled out the possibility of an accident.
A select few would pay astronomical prices for that specific gourd.
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I understand your doubts. I meant that a select few would be both willing and able to pay astronomical amounts of money for a “famous” gourd that had been stuck in someone’s ass.
Many would want a similar gourd, fewer would want a used one, fewer still could pay “auction” price for this particular gourd.
Sounds like a press release from Big Gourd.