Sorry to those like me who had their money on “Fell out an open window”.
Wasn’t it reported that he was ‘killed’ previously, but resurfaced days later? And really, would you be stupid enough to get on a plane to Russia and declare it on a form, or would you swap places with someone on another jet?
I mean, knowing who he is and who he pissed off, I wouldn’t want to be in the same 1km wide grid square as this guy.
I feel sorry for the 9 collateral damage victims.
Him on the other hand, nah.
To be fair, to end up on the same 10-passenger plane as this guy, you’re probably shady as fuck too
He had to have known this was coming. That’s why I don’t understand his surrender.
In the deathpool I had “slipped and got a coat-hanger hook up each nostril”.
TBH it was an open window that caused the crash…
And he may have mad coat-hangers onboard…
DANG! I like that one, i’ll put money on that next time!
