I also went for a run on august 6th this year and on the 22nd of november 1963.
All these things happened as a direct result of my running, this much is obvious. I don’t know how my legs are linked to the politics of the US, but I hope to understand my powers some day soon. Also Chris Dorner was briefly resurrected when I hit the gym last week (they found his gun). It seems my thighs quench life and my biceps bring it forth.
Last time I went for a long run (managed to be my longest yet at 13k!) This time I am going for a short 5k. I hope to be able to do it in under 22 minutes (when I was at my peak I could do it just under 18 minutes!) We will see if it is time, distance or speed that determines this.
It’s like that saying, “a watched pot never boils”. Things only happen when you’re not watching an internet.
There are runs where decades happen
News just dropped that a billionaire is missing at sea. Not joking, that fucker probably drowned. Thank you for your fitness comrade!!
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I was thinking about Jeff Bezos as I ran. Getting closer and closer.
British tech entrepreneur Mike Lynch reportedly missing after yacht sinks off Sicily
The name of that ship? The Bayesian.
The Bayesian
Too perfect, p-values
through the roofexactly 0.5God doesn’t play dice, but he sure jokes a lot
Post hog, ergo propter hog.
Post hog, helicopter hog
comrade has the
lathetreadmill of heavenWell you done gon for a run and now you REgon
RE:RE:RE:gon (funny!)
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Run along the San Andreas fault line so Escape From LA can happen.
Run backward along the fault so Bad Day LA can happen
What happens if I run sideways?
Become crab
Try running backwards and see if someone gets resurrected
juche necromancy secrets revealed
TYFYS
Oh shit oh fuck
Is your old handle taking a break? I was worried after you didn’t come back from your last run. Don’t do that!
I clicked delete account, I do that once in a while to clean house, but it was the first time I’d done it on this one and now “delete” actually means deleted.
If I stop posting then its just because I am in a better place (mentally) though, so don’t worry too much. Either that or I’ve been turned into a newt, which is also good.Ok! I guess with my own mind state i overthought your old handles final post ‘I’m going for a loong run’ ‘stay safe’ the longer it was that you were gone. I even creeped your history to check on you, sorry bout the overreactin
I can see how that could be interpreted that way, but if I were to do anything like that, then I wouldn’t post about it. I don’t want to cause others harm, and that could impact a lot of people
