My grandma stocked it in the 90s so she could give it to us kids and we wouldn’t be ricocheting off the walls all night.

She was a wise woman. My brain associates those cans with those memories.

Ask not for whom the frog’s fat ass cares for. It cares for thee.

Takes a lot of energy. Cheaper just to fling him out into space so he can watch everything get darker and darker as we leave him behind.

It’s all but guaranteed. We spent ages making things with tolerances that could, for instance, sustain a once in a century storm. Which makes sense and was a good idea at the time.

What we did not do is make things that could be hit by such events consecutively year after year.

In addition a lot of the maintenance (or god forbid upgrading) has been deferred for decades.

“I’m feeding stochastic terror with bombastic racist lies!”

“That’s gauche. I’m stirring racial animus through policy, Jack!”

Mushroom Shogunate here we come!

Usually you need a Ouija Board to channel Thatcher because she’s fuckin’ dead

I’m picturing your mom paying rapt attention and asking important questions.

Ewww that’s so mean. Young Kissinger looked kinda like the guy who played Buster Bluth on Arrested Development

How many % are the reddit commentors willing to impoverish before admitting it’s not worth it? Just trying to cut to the chase.

There’s shades of Harold Ramis going on here

Moon with Sam Rockwell might be kinda up that alley if you don’t mind the Sci Fi setting and Kevin Spacey doing the voice of a robot

Not everyone has the bravery and moral fortitude to be a risk-nothing status-quo-watercarrier conservative while in college like you were, Hilldawg

I love to get my STANDARD CITIZEN ISSUE spatula and dollop STANDARD CITIZEN ISSUE sauce on top of my STANDARD CITIZEN ISSUE pasta.

Seriously fuck Orwell with his boring monochrome dystopia bullshit. The real shit is festooned with bright colors and committee-approved names and fake anecdotes and that makes it even more haunting. All of the iron-heeled liberty crushing with gaudy infantalizing Stepford wives aesthetics. The people responsible should all be blindfolded and shot.

Oh great, this totally won’t get somebody hurt or killed. Good job, guys!

Migrants crossing the border with Puckle Guns and Cannister Shot while ICE is still armed with smoothbore muskets. SAD!

When you get caught bribing the waiter at the table of success smdh

By existing NATO is doing the whole “thinking the unthinkable” thing.

That’s why they called the idea of war against the USSR in 1945 “Operation Unthinkable.”

The ancient Egyptians associated hippos with Seth the dark chaos god that killed Osiris and chopped his dingaling off.