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  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝A
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    1 year ago

    Coincidentally, after I posted that, there was a lot of squeaking and foot drumming from the cage, all coming from the previously ailing gerbil. I Googled it and it said this was a sign of excitement or if they were scared or wanted to mate. I looked in and he was humping the life out of his (surprised) gerbil friend (same sex). So he’s not just recovered but he’s become a sexual predator. The wonders of sunflower seeds.

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      1 year ago

      At this rate, I’m starting to believe you’re operating some wonder recovery facility. Maybe this is what you were put on this earth to do haha.

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝A
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        1 year ago

        The gerbil healer? I have The Touch. Although I am putting it down to the sunflower seeds - it’s like some kind of gerbil panacea and Viagra all in one. I’m afraid to try them.

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          1 year ago

          People will be flocking to your door, begging you to heal their impotent Gerbils.

          You’re a bonafide Jesus for the Gerbil, a Gebus.

          sos-save-me