• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
    136·
    4 months ago

    Woodworking partner: for when you want no garage space, to be frequently annoyed by loud noises, and to have half of your furniture and bowls made of epoxy. We don’t need another table, Jeffrey! We already have six. Our home only has three rooms that could fit a table already! You have a sickness! I don’t care that it’s in the shape of a whale!

  • mumblerfish@lemmy.world
    1244·
    4 months ago

    Where is Linux?! Surely it must be on the top, I be reading (manuals), “foregin” language (bash), writing (scripts). Right?

  • Delphia@lemmy.world
    1065·
    4 months ago

    My wife used to think that a man who knew how to work on cars was sexy until I built a racecar in the garage, and she saw the parts invoices.

    She also used to think a man who cooks is sexy until she learned that I am a GOOD cook and consequently that means I don’t want help, I want you the fuck out of my kitchen, don’t sample the ingredients they are weighed and portioned for a damn reason and if you put sweet baby rays on a $50 cut of steak again it will be the last time I ever cook for you.

    • Alteon@lemmy.world
      3·
      4 months ago

      I’m the primary cook in my family, and my wife loves it. But she also is a fantastic sous chef. She helps me out with everything.

      It’s awesome having an extra set of hands in the kitchen and is also great bonding time.

      • Delphia@lemmy.world
        4·
        4 months ago

        My wife has 3 university degrees, she is significantly smarter than I am. She also reached under the blade when I was cutting to get a piece of carrot to snack on…

        I can’t do a good job and teach and watch for harebrained dumbassery at the same time.

    • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
      3·
      4 months ago

      Hey I’m the good cook husband with a car problem too.

      My wife never wanted to help cook though, she loves that I take it on by myself most times.

      And I get the kitchen mostly to myself (though I’m sharing it with my son more now, which is slower, but pretty fun).

      • Delphia@lemmy.world
        3·
        4 months ago

        I taught my 4yo daughter to answer “Yes Chef!” When helping me in the kitchen. Its pretty adorable.

        • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
          2·
          4 months ago

          My 6 yo did “yes boss” for a while. But that’s less common lately. He still does it when we’re working in the garage sometimes though and it’s the best.

      • RBG@discuss.tchncs.de
        321·
        4 months ago

        Fuck, eww. Thanks for letting me know. Happy to see its so low but better if that weren’t a thing at all.

    • Ephera@lemmy.ml
      202·
      4 months ago

      The best explanation I’ve heard for it, which also dips into the why, is:

      Once upon a time, there was the patriarchy. For men, this meant they had the purpose of being the breadwinner, for the price of massive mental health issues, since they were never allowed to show weakness.
      Nonetheless, a whole culture and identity evolved surrounding this struggle, with beards and alcohol and it being totally not an expression of missing personal closeness cool to have sex with lots of women.

      Then came along feminism with the ultimate goal of fixing this. It didn’t intend to take anything away from men, but it kind of requires allowing women to also be breadwinners, which slims down the purpose of men.
      Suddenly, it’s potentially not enough to bring home money, you need to help out in the household and not be a complete mental health wreck. You need to be able to show weakness.

      And while this is great for many men, it’s also where a lot of men get kind of left behind. They’ve lost their manly identity or their breadwinner purpose.

      And that’s where the whole mansophere stuff comes in.
      People telling you everything is exactly like 50 years ago, and you should be wearing a beard and drinking alcohol and having sex with lots of women.
      In a weird sense, this is good for men. But the whole community is also massively misogynistic, and blaming feminism rather than appreciating it as a potential proper solution, and of course, you’ve got right-wing “thoughtleaders”, i.e. white dudes with microphones, to round it all of.
      We desperately need better solutions for these men.

      • Elise@beehaw.org
        7·
        4 months ago

        Patriarchy is still screwing everyone over today, including men like it always has.

      • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzEnglish
        6·
        4 months ago

        Except the beard thing…some of us get a terrible rash if we shave.

        That and the smoothness only lasts an hour or so…what is the fucken point. I wish there was some kind of check box option when entering your teens:

        • [ ] have beard, but if you shave you get itchy and red
        • [x] just can’t grow a beard
        • Ephera@lemmy.ml
          3·
          4 months ago

          Oh yeah, I’m not saying anyone who has a beard or drinks alcohol or even has sex with lots of women is immediately participating in that culture.

          That culture is more about celebrating these things on a basis of them supposedly being manly. They will of course mention that beards may look good or that it’s just good to not need to shave every day, for various reasons, but if women could also grow a majestic beard, then this wouldn’t be part of their identity/culture.

          And yeah, I do absolutely agree on that chatbox. In my case, my beard grows so quickly that it’s just tiresome to shave it all the time. But it’s so patchy that it looks awful and it never stops being itchy for me.
          If I could’ve just told my body to not bother with the beard thing, I would have saved about a month of my lifetime that I spent shaving.

        • clif@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          4 months ago

          I’m sitting in the backyard after work with my beard, my alcohol, and watching my chickens hunt grasshoppers in the yard… I nearly felt personally attacked.

          If that had said “beard, alcohol, and chickens” then I would’ve been resigned to the stereotype.

          Edit: on the beard, I’m just lazy. It’s just going to grow back anyway plus it’s a time saver. I’m rolling out of bed, into clothes, and into work at 05:30. Ain’t nobody got time for shaving. I gave up on shaving about 40 years ago.

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    68·
    4 months ago

    Good news, honey! I have decided to look at porn less so that I will be able to spend more time arguing online.

    Why can’t you just develop a drinking problem hobby like a normal man!?

  • ickplant@lemmy.world
    48·
    4 months ago

    My husband’s main hobby is collecting baseball cards, but he also makes money buying and selling them (along with Pokémon and MTG). He was always a bit embarrassed of this hobby until he learned he has autism and it’s just his special interest. Now he understands and accepts himself better. And that’s hella attractive.

    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netOPEnglish
      11·
      4 months ago

      Hell yeah tell your husband to keep rocking on.

      Hasn’t he heard? Collecting cards are cool now with a huge community, and bonus points he has an amazing partner who loves his confidence.

    • Azuth@lemmy.today
      9·
      4 months ago

      He shouldn’t be embarrassed even if he wasn’t autistic. You don’t need autism as a “free pass” to enjoy any hobby in your life no matter what it is.

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
    30·
    4 months ago

    Foreign languages, bet they mean French and Spanish. And not the weebs learning Japanese or the Dutch

    Also who would call their porn watching habits a hobby? It’s just something you do to kill some time, like scrolling social media. A hobby is something you can get better in or gain deep knowledge in. Calling porn a hobby is like calling eating, or shopping a hobby. Consuming stuff is not a hobby.

  • grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world
    23·
    4 months ago

    Hello, my hobby is arguing online - are we a match?

    I don’t have any hobbies in the “least attractive”, but also not many in the “most attractive” either…and the ones I do - hiking and photography (of the stuff I see while hiking) are not really things my partner is into. Oh well, I guess we make it work.

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
      2·
      4 months ago

      Almost all of the hobbies that I have and that are listed are in the “least attractive” column. Explains a lot, I guess.

      • Asafum@feddit.nlEnglish
        3·
        4 months ago

        A-fucking-men…

        I really wanted to get into that and I saw some suggestions for “starter” equipment… $5k USD is not starter anything if you’re not rich lol

    • Stupidmanager@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      4 months ago

      Oh. I didn’t know we were doing math that way. I have 8 of these on good and 2 bad. Averages to 561% attractive! One of my bads is arguing online, prove me wrong.

  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
    221·
    4 months ago

    ITT: people missed to poke fun at “blacksmithing”

    Who on earth is blacksmithing as a hobby? Is that even possible except if your occupation is actually being blacksmith? Like, would you set up blacksmithing equipment in your garage?

    • Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com
      14·
      4 months ago

      Hobbyist blacksmith here.

      I read a book on blacksmithing, built a small forge in the backyard, and put my tools in the garage. It’s fun, fascinating, and surprisingly approachable.

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
      8·
      4 months ago

      To start blacksmithing you need a space to pile up some charcoal, hairdryer and a tube, a hammer and tongs + something that can be used as an anvil(i have used a piece of old railway on a log

    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      3·
      4 months ago

      I have friends that 3d print and woodwork, plus one who was setting up a forge to smith when life threw some bad stuff at him (fire, car accidents, etc). It doesn’t seem strange to me. Lots of people like hobbies and smiting/knifemaking seems relatively popular, if a bit expensive.

      On the other hand that woodworking friend had a whole lathe so a small forge doesn’t strike me as odd. A bit of googling suggests you can get some backyard forges between $70-300, and can just DIY and make your own. By contrast my camera (OM-D Em1 Mk III) cost me somewhere between $1.5-2k, with just one of my lenses also costing $1.5k.

      My GPU also cost that.