tarsisurdi@lemmy.eco.br to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaignwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1269arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: world@lemmy.world
arrow-up1266arrow-down1external-link‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaignwww.theguardian.comtarsisurdi@lemmy.eco.br to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square34fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: world@lemmy.world
minus-squareMostly_Gristle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up110arrow-down3·edit-22 months agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why I poop on company time
minus-squareKnow_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68arrow-down2·2 months agoBoss makes a thousand, you make a buck. Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
minus-squareKalkaline @leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down3·2 months agoCEO pay is 344 times the average worker’s, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form. Sorry, I don’t have a cutesy rhyme.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down1·2 months agoBoss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.
minus-squarePrison Mike@links.hackliberty.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoCould just round to “3 dollars”
minus-squaretacosplease@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoWe’ll workshop it on the way to the office
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down1·2 months agoI say I’m sick, boss doesn’t care That’s why I squirt a shit all over his chair
minus-squareConsole_Modder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down2·edit-22 months agoBOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
minus-squarekirk781@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-22 months ago poop on company time Amazon intensifies
minus-squarelemmydividebyzero@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoHopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles…
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.
Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
CEO pay is 344 times the average worker’s, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.
Sorry, I don’t have a cutesy rhyme.
Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.
I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.
Could just round to “3 dollars”
We’ll workshop it on the way to the office
I say I’m sick, boss doesn’t care
That’s why I squirt a shit all over his chair
BOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK
NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
Amazon intensifies
Hopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles…