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      I’ll have you know that was my grandfather and he will be missed dearly.

      he lost his grip after that last picture and in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

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        Actual comedians are out there grinding on the daily, going to clubs and bombing, thinking about their act a million times a day, tryna work out timing and intonation and how best to fit the punchline in the sentence structure, how to reduce filler, all this weird shit that has never once crossed your mind because why would it, you’re not a comedian. And that’s a shit joke, because it’s not ingrained in you (or OP) how to make a good joke. Nobody’s getting offended here, it just wasn’t funny - or idk, maybe you’re projecting and you got offended when people weren’t laughing at a poorly made meme, so you responded with your own poorly made meme?

        Let’s face it, this entire thread has not illicited even a smile, let alone laughs. Memes are great for scrolling, but let’s not confuse them with jokes.

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          you sound like Dane Cook after an hour of…well…being Dane Cook.

          you can’t gatekeep humor. I can’t fucking stand pretentious self-centered pricks like yourself.

          humor isn’t here for YOU, it’s not here for ME. humor is here for them, the people who need it most. the ones who hate the day, you, themselves. the ones consuming the humor, even the ones telling the humor. IMO you’re a humorless prick, and that’s the only reason why your probably so insufferable be around.

          I’m going to give you the best advice you’ll ever hear, so listen up.

          if you don’t like the jokes I’m tellin, then get the fuck out! you paid nothing to be here. your tickets were free, as in feel free to fuckin leave.

          – some comedian

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            Humor? Your idea of a joke is adding text to a photo. You’re not funny, your jokes stink, you have two left hands, nobody read your self-righteous rant.

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        Not upset. How about this… You don’t get to tell others what they are or are not, cool?

        And try reading my original comment and this time, try and get the context. It might help a bit.

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      Or some unbelievable shit happens and you just don’t believe Anything, not saying it’s likely but you’re coming in with the idea of yes I am absolutely right on this and nobody can tell me otherwise

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      The original image os from Rio de Janeiro’s 2016 Olympics when the metro line to the west zone was inaugurated and only tourists can used it.