A man caught with extreme animal pornography, including videos depicting sexual acts with a tortoise and a horse, has been handed a six-month suspended sentence.
James Owen, 30, from Llanfechell, near Amlwch, Anglesey, had also pleaded guilty to having an indecent image of a young girl in the most serious category of child sexual abuse.
Owen told police the extreme animal pornography had been sent to him “as a joke” and he insisted he had not viewed the child abuse image.
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They then uncovered the video images of the extreme pornography, which showed sexual acts with a horse, a dog and a tortoise.
Mr Edwards said Owen claimed not to know the animal images were illegal.
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The court was told alcohol played a significant role in Owen’s offending and he had been undergoing rehabilitation sessions to address the problem.
I’ve been pretty intoxicated, even to the point it was problematic. At no point did it occur to me to fuck a tortoise, or any animal, for that matter. Not that I want an answer, but I’m baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.
It raises a lot of questions I don’t want to know the answers to.
Slowly
First you need a stepladder…
How big is this tortoise??
I could have sworn it said ‘horse’!